no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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