if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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