fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
this must be what syphilis tastes like
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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