She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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