Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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