isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Randomize
