Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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