I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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