Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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