carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
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