a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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