This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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