I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
there is glitter all over my balls
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