ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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