Tell her she can't have a vagina
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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