he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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