the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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