I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I love having hate sex.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
