i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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