ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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