meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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