I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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