I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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