youre lurking in front of me
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
there is glitter all over my balls
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