Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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