Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
sex in a hospital.. check
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
