Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
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