batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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