Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
i need some magic done to my vagina
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Randomize