There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
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