i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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