I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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