I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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