he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize
