ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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