Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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