Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
