ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
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