In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
This is classic penis vs brain.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
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