It's Friday. Sex?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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