he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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