I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
