Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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