something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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