guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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