I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Randomize
