I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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