do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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