Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Randomize
