we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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