I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I am never drinking with the goths again.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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