Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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