I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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