Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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