No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I think pants incapable of making pants work
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